May 2013
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Emma Roberts is gonna be part of the cast of American Horror Story: Coven! So cool! I bet even peters is happy about this one
May 22nd
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May 22nd
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May 22nd
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They seriously cut out more members from team usher and team shakira! Are you kidding me!? The other less talented teams are still intact while the new ones are almost out of the competition… Is this on purpose? I hate this show.
May 22nd
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So today in the bus this lady was making weird noises like she was choking and mumbling words that sounded like she was speaking in tongues. i was freaking out, i just wanted to get out of that bus. i think i said all the prayers i know and a few i made up.  I ain’t got no time for possession shit.
May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 21st
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Some people ask for the weirdest things at my work. Like No, we do not sell razors or lottery tickets. We are a gift store. We sell jackets, Souvenirs and postcards with Monterey on them, not razors… The hell.
May 21st
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Last night I had a dream I got to hang out with Evan peters and it was the coolest thing ever. Uhh I was kind of flirting with him too. I wanted to kiss him, but you can’t blame me!
May 20th
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May 20th
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They say “everyone is beautiful in their own way”, I say everyone is annoying in their own way. I swear… It’s hard to handle some times.
May 20th
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May 19th
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May 18th
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I think I just saw my first corner prostitutes on the street today.
May 18th
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There’s a lot of things i want to do right now… studying for my final is not one of them ):
May 18th
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May 17th
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May 17th
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May 16th
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May 16th
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I really need to figure out this whole “time management” and “sorting priorities” thing.  catching up on Awkward instead of actually working on my project and presentation for tomorrow… probably not the best idea. augh. on the bright side, i get to sleep on my bed again tonight!… then again, i probably won’t be sleeping much tonight. boo
May 16th
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yes, i actually follow the pope on twitter. I like his tweets. 
May 15th
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I love being bilingual. This way i get to watch twice as many movies or listen to twice as many artists without needing subtitles/translations.  or watch twice as many sappy gay love stories on youtube without dub. oh yeah.
May 15th
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So why is everyone freaking out that Shakira is not coming back for next season? wasn’t that the plan all along?? Who knows, she might come back for season 6. But honestly, Christina needs this job more than Shakira… Shakira still has a musical career that is relevant. So i’m really happy for Shakira to get back to the studio to release another successful album and start touring...
May 15th
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May 15th
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fuck you america for voting wrongly! So sad to see another of my favorites from the competition.  Christian Porter, Caroline Glaser and now Garrett Gardner ):  You’ll are making the finalists homogeneous and boring. Not many unique, different voices anymore… all my hopes left are on Sarah Simmons and Sasha Allen. and well Kris Thomas just because he is TeamShakira. Vote well...
May 15th
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May 15th
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May 15th
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And its not even my birthday...
May 14th
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May 14th
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I’m tired of sleeping on the couch. I’m not married man. I should not be going through this.
May 14th
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Anonymous asked: Tell me how you like blow jobs? thats if you've had one, and fill me in on some tips pleezzz
May 13th
i have a feeling the Save Rock and Roll Arena Tour is gonna be the perfect tour i couldn’t go to… augh, this sucks.
May 13th
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when you thought a fall out boy/panic! At the disco line up wasn’t good enough they decide to add TWENTY ONE PILOTS. Someone hold my feelings. I can’t contain them. This is the perfect line up and I’m about to cry. I’m going to this. Omg. Omg.
May 13th
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