So today in the bus this lady was making weird noises like she was choking and mumbling words that sounded like she was speaking in tongues. i was freaking out, i just wanted to get out of that bus. i think i said all the prayers i know and a few i made up.
I ain’t got no time for possession shit.
This is the face of someone who is done with his first year at SJSU.
Much needed summer, here I come!
Shakira’s hair tonight!
OMG it hasn’t been this crazy since her oral fixation era!
I absolutely love it.
It makes me laugh and it makes me happy.
She got curly!
She-Lion.
I think I could write an essay solely on Shakira’s hair.
Some people ask for the weirdest things at my work.
Like
No, we do not sell razors or lottery tickets.
We are a gift store. We sell jackets, Souvenirs and postcards with Monterey on them, not razors… The hell.
Last night I had a dream I got to hang out with Evan peters and it was the coolest thing ever.
Uhh I was kind of flirting with him too. I wanted to kiss him, but you can’t blame me!
They say “everyone is beautiful in their own way”, I say everyone is annoying in their own way.
I swear… It’s hard to handle some times.
